Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Controversial Opinions I Hold!


Pink Armadillos Are Not a Legitimate Kind of Armadillo. 




Pink armadillos are merely ferrets dressed like She-Ra. Or perhaps albino rats covered in salmon sashimi. 


Comic Sans Really Isn't That Bad. 

If you are complaining about a Microsoft produced typeface, you probably a poseur anyway. I can imagine circumstances where Comic Sans might work, like a graphic about how pink armadillos are inferior to classic armadillos.  Yeah, it's ugly, but lots of things are. Papyrus, however, should be avoided at all costs. It is horrible and I hate it. 

It's Pat Was An Enjoyable Film. 

Bushwick sucks. 


Bushwich only has three trees and every time I go there I almost get hit by a car. Also, once I saw a blond guy with really long dreadlocks speaking French outside a youth hostel. That sort of thing should never happen in America. 

Red Pandas Are Superior to Regular Pandas. 


"Lesser" panda? MY ASS! Regular pandas are scary and shouldn't be alive. Regular pandas do not even want to go on existing! Otherwise it wouldn't be so hard to get them to have sex with each other. 

Friday, August 17, 2012

Insults We Should All Be Using

Numb Nuts
Hatchet Face 
Dweeb
Knuckle Head
Chowder Head
Numb Skull 
Nincompoop
Lunk 
Lamebrain
Dingbat 
Birdbrain 
Chump 
Dingleberry 
Buffoon 
Bozo 
Chicken Legs 
Nipple Head (This might only exist in East Texas)
Foul Beast 
Charlatan 
Oaf
Simpleton 
Falstaffian 
Butt Hole 
Landlubber 
Giblet head (Stolen from Hank Hill) 
Goon
Weenie 
Noodle head
Jughead
Cretin 
Dumb Butt 
Butt Head
Knuckle Biter 
Ninny 

Please take note of the repeated use of "butt" and "head."