I found this piece of trash on the sidewalk the other day. It is actually pretty great.
Yes, Yes. In fact, I have.
You can tell he is cool and sort of dangerous because he is wearing sunglasses.
When I was a freshman in college, I was procrastinating and I decided that I would read the book of Leviticus. It is super weird. If you want to know what to do if someone's cow wanders into your land and falls into a hole and dies, it covers that.
Jews for Jesus!
It sort of breaks my heart that it says "Please don't litter" because it was totally litter. Actually, that's what caught my eye when I saw it on the sidewalk. Yeah, sorry, Dvora Kasdan, this wasn't a message I could sink my teeth in it.