About a month ago, I blogged all the pictures that Mort (my dad) sent me from his Blackberry over the course one day. Everyone seemed to like it, especially Mort, who loves attention. The deal is the same as last time: I will post the pictures as I get them with all his original commentary, "Mortentary," if you will.
Subject: Mort Stangling the Dragon
Subject: How to Practice "An Apple a Day" Stylishly
BONUS! Pictures from yesterday!
Subject: Planned Parenthood Intact
Subject: Planned Parenthood Cracked
Subject: Geological Survey of Planned Parenthood
Yassi (my sister): is that a cookie? and what does a pyramid of beer cases have to do with planned parenthood.... well i guess there is some correlation.
Subject: RE survey results of Planned Parenthood---da Beet Connextion
I guess the following happens:
-lots of beer taken from the pyramid pile.
-inebriation and loss of many faculties
-silly laughter and primate-like screams
-unprotected sex mixed with amnesia
-insamination and pregnancy
-"planned parenthood" discussion
-termination of pregnancy
-joining an Evangelically-based "Pro-Life" group
-listening to lots of AM radio
-hating immigrants because they might fuck white women!